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As if watching their team give in after the victory over Everton after an offside call so tight that it seemed that The Fiver came out of a pub’s bathroom window to move around, Liverpool enthusiasts were forced to suffer another horror when he gave the impression of Virgil. van Dijk will be absent for many months after being shown that he had “achieved” his ACL followed by rehabilitation.
For the sake of accuracy, it should be noted that it was actually Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, who had “made” Virgil’s big knee, hitting the joint in consultation with an reckless challenge that went absolutely unpunished because the assistant video referee, David Coote, was so focused on examining the red and blue dotted lines of the grass on the Dutchman’s knee that he missed the moment he exploded with the goalkeeper.
The result? The culprit for the injury will not miss any matches, the officer who did not detect it ignored him next weekend and the absolutely innocent victim can also miss the rest of the season. While Klopp has not yet publicly commented on the matter, The Fiver suspects that Gerguy’s reaction after confirming his worst fears may not be completely different from that of you-know-who when he loses the plot in this scene of the fall.
On a Premier League weekend full of incidents and Aston Villa’s victory over Leicester, Jose Mourinho may also have been forgiven for going blue with strong moves and jeffs after seeing his appearance lose a three-goal lead in the last 8 minutes against West Ham. “For you, I’d rather say that football has taken a position and congratulate the West Ham belief,” he told a post-match interviewer. What about your players?” At this point, I’m not saying anything,” he said. Reports of a giant fungus flying on to tottenham’s education floor recommend that he could possibly have damaged his silence.
Among the other primary titles of the weekend, Sergio Aguero unleashed varying degrees of outrage at grabbing Sian Massey-Ellis by the deserved route, after a discussion about a raid, while the gesture was analyzed an inch from his life and led to various social media and radio phone seminars in which various types of women deserve and deserve not to be intimidated. Pep Guardiola insisted that there was nothing to see here, because “Sergio is the greatest guy I’ve ever met in my life “This would possibly be the case and the great guy Sergio might not have done any harm, but as the effects of scanning a safe Dutchman, they did not allow a delicious visualization.
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“Milan has never had a king, it has a GOD” – Zlatan remains humble after his two goals against Inter gave Milan his first derby victory in four years. football, read Nicky Bandini’s weekly blog.
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“Has anyone cast a spell on England’s goalkeeper position?Like his predecessor Joe Hart, Jordan Pickford has become increasingly erratic and prone to undeniable mistakes since taking office. Will Gareth Southgate have to emulate Barry Fry and urinate in Wembley’s mouth to check it out?”You want to eliminate the curse? I suppose you can console yourself with the fact that this is just a position so you don’t have to go through the 4 corners of the field. “- David Wall.
“Certainly, with Premier League football matches now charging 14. 95 euros, the most productive recommendation would be to make sure so many other people imaginable revolve around your mess to hand out the charges. A decent sized salon (and we all know it) that at least one user has one) can easily involve 30, reducing the load to 50 cents each. I don’t see anything that could go wrong there. . . “- Roger Gellman.
“In Australia [flamin’], I pay around $15 (8 euros) a month to watch each and every Premier League match live. Why would anyone pay $30 for a game that exceeds me?It is possible that those who grab [snip – Fiver Decency Ed] will not have a game to sell soon because each and every one will engage in gardening or some other less expensive and more rewarding pastime than seeing empty stadiums with boring footballers moving”- Stephen Kirk.
Send your letters to the. boss@theguardian. com. Et you can still tweet The Fiver guardian_sport. Today’s winner of our priceless letter of the day is . . . Roger Gellman.
A new and original Wayne Rooney tested negative for Covid-19, but will miss the next 3 Games of Derthrough after being forced to isolate himself. Friend and businessman Josh Bardsley visited Rooney on Thursday to give him a watch, having been contacted through NHS and follow-up staff.
UEFA says it will ruin the Grand Cup in 2024 by in all likelihood cutting two quarter-final matches and changing the name to ‘Final Eight’ because . . . Sigh.
Baroness Sue Campbell, FA’s director of women’s football, admitted that there is no deadline for the arrival of full-time professional referees in women’s football until 2024.
Some of Newcastle’s most productive enthusiasts have raised around 19,000 euros by choosing to donate to a local food bank instead of seeing their team in pay-per-view on weekends, an enthusiastic organization said.
Sheffield United was injured when he announced that John Fleck would be lost for 4 to six weeks due to his bare back.
Aston Villa is still about to break all records for the name after Ross Barkley’s last winner won 1057 Premier League games without scoring without a goalless draw.
And in a news story that will let at least 50% of Fiver’s readers shudder, Flamengo Gustavo Henrique’s defense had to be replaced in Sunday’s victory against Corinthians after an opponent landed on his testicles.
Cadiz’s heroes surprised Real Madrid, serenaded his driving force and sent Sid Lowe to ecstasy.
The Schalke nevertheless showed some bouts but, as Andy Brassell explains, is Saturday’s Revierderby and the fight is the least anticipated of his own.
Pickford, Lampard, Bruce! Another series of matches has spawned new villains at this weekend’s talking points.
Football brains floating in a pot Jonathan Wilson believe Liverpool’s defence is already fallible and Van Dijk’s loss will further spread this fragility.
The Premier League does not have a monopoly on arbitration. Rachel Brown-Finnis fulminates in her WSL communicate issues opposed to a “simple mistake” accusing Everton.
PSG ran out of nine first-team regulars in Nimes and still won 4-0. Adam White and Eric Devin Manchester United deserve to be worried.
Fernando talks to Sid Lowe about his love for Manchester, Sevilla’s centre-backs and his work at Chelsea.
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