Release date: Thursday, October 8, 2020 12:01 p. m.
“Ole Gunnar Solskjaer made the same promise to Amad Diallo and Facundo Pellistri in a decy move,” he is a headline on the Daily Mirror website. And we know that when we start thinking about ‘the cover’, it will be a Jake Polden special We appreciate/despair of it to an equivalent extent.
And what is this “dicy movement”? Well, it has already been degraded to the point of being “apparently” a simple gesture through the initial paragraph, in which case the alarms go off.
“Ole Gunnar Solskjaer made a quick move by promising the two new recruits Amad Diallo and Facundo Pellistri from normal first-team football at Manchester United. “
So his “risky move” was to recommend that his two dear new recruits simply play first-team football for his new club. Why, oh, why didn’t you play for sure and tell them they’re a little and probably never will?Silly Ole.
About Facunco Pellistri . . .
REVEALED: Man United refused to pay a one-time payment of 10 million pounds to activate Facundo Pellistri’s termination clause due to ‘club policy’, and rejected the request to lend it to Peñarol because he enters the first team’
“Shola Shoretire, a wonderful kid for Manchester United, compared to Jay-Jay Okocha, and he played for the U19 team at just 14 years old”
. . . Magically this October feature:
“Man Utd Wonderkid Shola Shoretire may be the answer to miss Jadon Sancho and plays as Jay-Jay Okocha”
What a bargain!
“RYAN GIGGS Dan James intervenes after Manchester United failed to hire Jadon Sancho. The welsh winger’s career at Old Trafford seemed threatened when the Red Devils chased the English widower in the summer window” – The Sun.
Now that this move has failed, James can ‘check the notes’ again without even going to a Premier League bench for forty-five inastrous minutes on the first day of the season.
Jadon Sancho might not have moved, but that hasn’t stopped the stories of Jadon Sancho, the Sun who throws this crop into the mix:
“How Manchester United covered if Solskjaer’s goals on the play had landed, adding to Sancho, Grealish and Upamecano”
Great search engine optimization paints, guys.
It turns out that Manchester United would have eliminated Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford, Mason Greenwood and Paul Pogba in the blink of an eye to face Edinson Cavani, Jack Grealish, Jadon Sancho and Thiago.
But the strangest thing is his inclusion of Donny van de Beek, who can’t really get into a Manchester United XI even without those new signings.
Donny van de Beek is not depressed by his role as a small role so far, because the Manchester Evening News, in his admirable efforts to recommend that summer was not a shitty display after all, has good news for him:
“Manchester United’s summer signing, Donny van de Beek, an additional role”
Yes, is he like Facundo Pellistri’s doorman? Now it would be a “risky move. “
No, it turns out it’s Alex Telles who “gives Donny van de Beek an extra role” because he’s an offensive left-back and that means Van de Beek can play on the left wing.
Have you ever played on the left wing?Do you even play on the left wing? An in-depth examination of the Dutchman’s career shows that he already played seven minutes left against Utrecht in 2015.
That’s probably when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer came up with the concept of this master plan, and not the moment someone asked him last week why Van de Beek wasn’t yet part of his Premier League XI start and started making waffles he used to play. himself, sometimes right, left, centre forward, 10 and Donny, I think, is one of those coach would like to have in his squad. “
He continued: “He’s a different left-wing player to Dan James and Marcus Rashford, of course. But go in, locate pockets, buy groceries, why not?
Because, of course, all smart tactical plans start with a “why not?”, especially when you’re looking to pretend you need to point to a player you probably don’t need.
Why play it in the middle of the middle? After all, “tactically, he went through the Formula of Ajax and Dutch football is tactical. “
Holder on the Daily Star website: ‘Kepa Arrizabalaga aims to find Chelsea manager Frank Lampard after a Spanish blank sheet’
Subtitle on the Daily Star website: “Chelsea’s outcast, Kepa Arrizabalaga, has pointed to a sneaky quest against Blues manager Frank Lampard after his blank sheet of Spain’s 0-0 tie with Portugal on a foreign mission. “
Opening line on the Daily Star website: “Kepa Arrizabalaga has aimed to look for Chelsea manager Frank Lampard after his appearance with Spain on Wednesday. “
Royal quotes from Kepa Arrizabalaga: “I felt confident, comfortable. I think it was a smart game and I’m satisfied with the coach’s confidence. When I want to help in the field, I do the best I can. it was a match of wonderful intensity. [We had] more in the first half. »
Sneaky. Subtle. Totally imagined.
“New recruit Cavani already talks about Man Utd’s departure”
“It would be very good to be able to play in Boca someday. “
A cheeky nonsense of the week.
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