In his monologue on Friday night’s “The Tonight Show,” Jimmy Fallon talked about Snoop Dogg giving up marijuana, Thanksgiving and making it less difficult to text between iPhone and Android. But before putting the old tweets of Travis Kelce, the handsome/star of the NFL Chiefs, to music, Fallon turned his attention to the absurd ongoing corruption scandal of New York Rep. George Santos, adding his obvious use of a content that features content from sex employees, Fans Only.
“Everybody’s still talking about George Santos,” Fallon’s riff began. “Yes, a day after it was revealed that he spent his crusade money on designer shoes, Botox and Onlyfans, there are new tensions to expel him from Congress. “
“If Santos loses his job, he’s going to have to go from being an Onlyfans visitor to being an Onlyfans creator,” Fallon joked.
Reflecting on the Thanksgiving speech, Fallon continued, “It’s true, Santos may be kicked out right after Thanksgiving, but he has a plan: He’s going to dress up as a turkey and ask Biden to forgive him. “
This follows Thursday’s investigation by the House Ethics Committee into Santos, which stunned many observers. This includes CNN anchor Dana Bash, who said she “would never have read anything like that,” adding, “Surely there’s no room for any kind of gray. “area. “
The investigation also found that Santos had placed a donor’s cash in his private checking account, spent that cash to pay off debts and make purchases at Hermes and Sephora, and violated a number of other moral guidelines. The investigative subcommittee’s report describes Santos’ moves as “unprecedented” and unanimously recommends referring the investigation’s questions to the Justice Department and publicly condemning Santos.
NBC’s Fallon nightly host Seth Meyers criticized Santos on his own “Late Night” on Thursday. Looking at Santos’ use of OnlyFans and Botox, Meyers asked, “Is he a member of Congress or a minor Kardashian?