Release date: Monday, September 28, 2020 12:24 p. m.
The last page of The Sun Monday is governed by the nonsense of the weekend’s handball, as Paul Jiggins claims that FOOTBALL has come together to beg: ‘Give us back our football’, after the penalty of ‘joke’ opposed to Eric Dier crowned a handball weekend madly.
We are not sure that a “weekend of handball madness” can be “crowned” with the time of two incidents.
On the cover of the Daily Mirror, we saw the first ‘crisis’ of the fledgling season:
“HAT-TRICK hero Jamie Vardy destroyed Manchester City to send Pep Guardiola and his surprised players through the shells to a crisis. “
A crisis’? After two games, which city won? A crisis? After a loss in City’s last seven Premier League games? A crisis? After a game, which city started without an identified striker or without its most productive center-back?
Behave.
On the internal pages – the “crisis” of the City – we found that “JURGEN KLOPP insisted that he not overreact to an injury crisis that ripped the center of his team. “
Well, we’re pleased to see that he’s not overreacting to a “crisis” that robbed him of a grand general of two of his used Premier League IUs after his victory last season: Jordan Henderson and Alisson.
David Maddock tells us breathlessly that Klopp will “not panic,” which is moderate given that surely there is nothing to be afraid of.
“It has two centrals and two power plants and two injured power plants, which leaves those dangerously exposed with such an intense match list. “
Except it’s not. That’s not the case, he literally lacks a centre, Joel Matip, which leaves him in a better defensive position than last week, when he faced Fabinho in centre-back in a 2-0 win over Chelsea.
So you can necessarily play the same XI that beat Chelsea with the exception of Adrian on purpose and Fabinho in central midfield in Henderson’s position, with Gomez entering the central half.
Crisis.
On Monday at 10 a. m. on Sun’s online page he needs to communicate about handball or other boring things because Ronaldo scored a goal (in a 2–2 Serie A draw) and made a big leap to score this headbutt.
‘Watch Cristiano Ronaldo score an outrageous headbutt and’ jump like First Jordan ‘when Juventus star enters the goals’
Note the quotation marks. Thanks to Fotbalfann, this makes him the fotbal story right now. Yes of course.
“Captain Harry Maguire seems slow at any speed and continues to misjudge situations, while Victor Lindelof is a concern” – Neil Custis, The Sun, September 28.
To be clear, do we think pointing it out as “the new Rio Ferdinand” after just one Premier League game last season would have been a little premature, Neil?
“MIKEL ARTETA puts ‘the Arsenal trail’ on hold to end the club’s Anfield nightmare tonight,” writes Mark Irwin in The Sun, which is the kind of simplistic thinking that makes us need to scream.
First, what is the “path of arsenal”, football founded on possession? Lose football? Arteta doesn’t put anything on hold; He just wants to win soccer games because he turns out to be a wonderful coach.
Now we read that he ‘does not apologize for provoking the Arsenal purists who grew up in arséne Wenger’s team by moving on to the opponent to death. ‘What Arsenal purists? Show us an Arsenal purist who is disappointed by Arsenal’s Arteta who beat Liverpool with less ownership (as he has done twice in 2020). Go on, let’s wait.
“Mikel Arteta leaves the ‘arsenal route’ to bring back the glory days” – Mirror website
“Mikel Arteta is in a position to give up ” Arsenal’s “to win” form – Mole Sports.
Perhaps arsenal’s new path is to have other tactics for other rivals. And maybe I shouldn’t generate such a ridiculous story.
Let us write you this name of the Mirror:
“Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang infuriates Arsenal fans with his activity on Twitter”
Oh, the joys of the accidental as the most read story on a football website.
There is a lot of communication about a new Jadon Sancho bouncing off the Internet of football . . .
“Man Utd” prepares a move to deliver 90 million pounds with Jadon Sancho with 65 million pounds in advance “as the Dortmund drama ends last week”
“Manchester United moves live news: ” Contact made about the N’Golo Kante deal, Jadon Sancho’s latest offer to do this week, the Red Devil duo sought through Lazio”- talkSPORT.
“Man Utd launches Jadon Sancho’s latest move and has a new plan, but there’s a problem,” Express.
The “problem” is that those reports come from MailOnline with a story written through a guy who does exist.
David Kent sounds like a made up call (a cod call in the old newspaper parlance) because it surely is a made up call, used through the Mail for the kind of click bait that no one recognizes as their own work.
We are still waiting to see the offer from Ainsley Maitland-Niles that Tottenham “conspired” more than a month ago.
Richard Jolly on Chelsea and Frank Lampard
Adam Crafton talks to Rafael
Tommy Conlon on Manchester United
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